Rock Chalk Choke Job

March 12, 2009

I’m not the biggest college basketball fan in the world, but I usually get sucked into the malay around this time of the year. Mostly because of occurences like this. Baylor laid a whoopin’ on No. 1 seed Kansas in the Big 12 tournament in Oklahoma City. It’s even sweeter because my brother is a Jayhawk. Suck it, bitch.

[Note to readers: where I went to college is irrelevant to this conversation.]


Happy Graduation, Brother!

May 16, 2008

Looks like South Oak Cliff High School may cost you your national title. At least you got to experience the party.

For My Beloved Jayhawk Brother

February 12, 2008

Dear Mark,

A certain famous Texan wanted me to pass this message along to you. I’m sure our sister shares the same sentiments. 72-69. Ain’t it great?

At least you’ve got that beautiful weather to boost your spirits.