Friday Fun: Soccer Continues To Suck

October 30, 2009

The next time some Euro-wannabe drone is whining to you about how athletic and gifted soccer players are just point him to this video.


Iowa State Wins In Lincoln For First Time Since The Carter Administration…

October 25, 2009

…so forgive them if they’re a little bit excited.

Friday Fun: Taser Chop!

October 23, 2009

Hi Yah!

Friday Fun: Shirtless Bully Gets Pounded

October 16, 2009

It’s a universal rule of fighting that whoever takes their shirt off first deserves to get kicked in the face. This video doesn’t disappoint. Skip ahead to the 1:30 mark for the good stuff.

Anita Dunn Loves Mao Tse-Tung

October 15, 2009

This blog has been light on political commentary for last few months. Hell, it’s been light on all content and I apologize for that. However, here’s a bit of a dandy to get your political pants in a bunch.

This video is of Anita Dunn, the current White House Communications Director, espousing her love of Mao Tse-Tung. That’s right. Mao Tse-Tung. The man responsible for the Communist takeover of China and for the deaths of 70 million of his own people. He killed more people than Stalin, Hitler and Mussolini combined.

This administration doesn’t even try to hide its love of Communism anymore. Look what you goddamn hippies have done to this country.

Week 5 Game Notes: Cowboys vs. Chiefs

October 12, 2009

Cowboys Chiefs FootballThere were both good things and bad things to take away from the Cowboys’ 26-20 overtime victory against the Chiefs, but in the end, all it amounts to is a close win against an extremely bad team. This week’s notes are going to be broken down into the good, the bad and the ugly.

The Good:

1. With Kansas City sporting their throwback Dallas Texans uniforms and the Cowboys wearing their expansion duds from 1960, this might have been the greatest uniform pairing in the history of the NFL. Or maybe I’m just partial to anything that ties back to the city of Dallas.

2. Miles Austin. Ten catches, 250 yards and two touchdowns. He broke Bob Hayes’s 43-year-old Cowboy record for receiving yards in a game, and he saved the Cowboys’ season (for now). What a way to make an impact in your first NFL start.

3. Tashard Choice. Eight carries, 92 yards and a touchdown. Choice didn’t see a lot of action, but when he did get on the field, he made a huge impact. His 36-yard touchdown run got the Cowboys right back into this game. However, it was his 24-yard dash in overtime that set the stage for Miles Austin’s coup de grace.

4. Tony Romo was throwing darts yesterday. I didn’t see one errant pass from the guy the entire game. He hit his receivers in stride and fit the ball into tight spaces multiple times. He ended the day with 351 yards (the second highest single game total of his career) and two touchdowns and ZERO interceptions. His numbers might have been even better had it not been for several dropped passes by his receivers. It’s games like this that make last week’s performance against Denver all the more baffling. We know this guy is an accurate quarterback, but for some reason at times, his accuracy just leaves him. Here’s to hoping that it’s back for good.

5. DeMarcus Ware. Two sacks and constant pressure all day. It’s good to have you back, buddy.

6. Jay Ratliff is a freaking beast. That guy has the best motor on the team. His hurdling of the Chiefs offensive line to block that field goal was the most athletic play I’ve seen by a Cowboys’ player in 10 years.

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Friday Fun: Fat Guy In A Walmart McDonald’s

October 9, 2009

What are some of the common stereotypes about Americans? That we’re fat. We’re vulgar. We love fast food and big box retailers. Is it possible that there’s one video on the internet that combines all of these niceties into one deluge of viral diarrhea?