Need More Proof That NFL Scouts Are Morons?

April 30, 2009

It’s always been my contention that being an NFL talent evaluator is one of the easiest jobs on earth. You basically get paid exorbitant amounts of money to over think the obvious and screw up what should be relatively easy decisions (I’m looking right at you Al Davis and your choice of Darrius Heyward-Bey over Michael Crabtree). Anyway, in case you need further convincing, here is a pictorial of the best players in the NFL who went undrafted. You’ll notice this list includes several Super Bowl winners, a league MVP, Super Bowl record setters, a defensive player of the year and more Pro Bowlers than you can shake a stick at.


Was Brad Johnson The Rat Last Year?

April 30, 2009

There was all kinds of speculation going around last year about who exactly was leaking information about the T.O. turmoil to the press. This new video from the NFL Network sheds some light on the situation. It’s long been known that Brad Johnson and Warren Sapp are close from their days together in Tampa.

Barry’s First 100 Days…

April 28, 2009

Here you can find how Barry has made a difference in your state and ultimately the nation. What I can’t seem to find on there is undoubtedly his crowning achievement. How he single handedly changed our great nation from a democratic society to a socialist one.

To Arlen Specter: Adios, Mo’ Fo’

April 28, 2009

What do you do when your declining popularity and a tough new challenger in the primaries threatens to rob you of your cush government job? The answer’s easy: you just switch parties.

What’s ironic is that the only thing standing between the Democrats and a filibuster-proof Senate is Norm Coleman, who is quickly losing his recount bid in Minnesota against Al Franken (gag!). Norm Coleman is also a known a party flip-flopper, having abandoned the Democrats for the warm embrace of the Republicans when he was mayor of St. Paul in the mid-90s.

Friday Fun: “I Think I Got Some Gristle!”

April 24, 2009

What would happen if Rocky Dennis and Rosie O’Donnell mated?

I’m guessing something like this. (P.S. – About the halfway point is when it gets really good.)

Poor, Stupid Lenny…Umm…I Mean Wade

April 22, 2009

Apparently, Wade Phillips is very excited about the NFL Giraffe that will take place on Saturday. Maybe Jerry will let him bring his coloring books and popsicles into the war room.

Greatest. Website. Ever.

April 21, 2009

I’m gonna warn you right off the bat: do NOT click this link unless you have several hours to kill rolling on the floor laughing. The site is called FMyLife, and it contains short snippets of the constant stream of shit that the universe heaps on people everyday.

Here are a few of the ones that caught my fancy:

Today, it’s my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to Itunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her “Edward”. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her “Twilight” book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

Today, I discovered a web site that has killed all of my productivity and will probably cause me to lose my job…and it’s not even porn-related. FML.