From Smokin’ A Bowl To The Orange Bowl…

July 31, 2008

Guess who’s got a tryout with the Big Tuna and the Fins?  Can anyone believe this? And if you can believe this, are you smokin’ something? Wasn’t this guy just bailed outta jail, eating cheetos on his couch in a dilapadated crack house?


Gruesome Bus Ride

July 31, 2008

I would not want to be an employee in the public relations office at Greyhound (whose headquarters are in Dallas) today. What’s this world coming to?

The Rich Get Richer…..Sort Of

July 31, 2008

This is how you know something is wrong with the markets in this country. Today, Exxon Mobil announced that their second quarter profit amounted to $11.68 billion, the largest quarterly profit ever recorded. However, the value of their stock went down because it didn’t meet analysts’ expectations.

So let me get this straight: most profitable company of all time  = drop in total value of the company. Who are these f’ing analysts and why do their “expectations” get to determine so much? Especially when the outcomes completely defy common sense. Do they just sit in a room and arbitrarily get to decide what various companies have to earn to make them a solid investment for the public? And why do they get to determine how much profit is enough? Isn’t even a small profit a good thing?

My head hurts. I’m gonna go lay down now.

Pictures of the Week V.1

July 24, 2008


Material Girl Caught Playing With Rod…

July 22, 2008

It was bound to “come out” that there’s now a sex tape between Alex Rodriguez and Madonna…

Cardinals To Cowboys Fans: You’re Not Welcome Here

July 22, 2008

Just in case you needed any further proof of what a joke the Arizona Cardinals are as a franchise, read this story about how they are having to institute a ticket buying scam in order to try and keep Cowboys fans out of their stadium.

Phoenix should just rename itself Dallas West. The best examples were back in the ’90s when the Cardinals were still in the NFC East. Each year, the Cowboys-Cardinals match up at Sun Devil Stadium could be considered a ninth home game for Dallas. The stadium was nothing but a sea of blue and silver. And really can you blame them? It’s the Cardinals for God’s sake.

Yo Joe!

July 21, 2008

I heard the gossip a while back and it’s beginning to gain more and more momentum.  Yes, it is true…what the majority of 30-40 something year olds remember as their favorite action figures is being cast as a full length motion picture.  This could either be really great or really crappy.  Here what the manufacturer of the toy line Hasbro has to say about the making of G.I. Joe…