Sometimes The News Scares The Crap Out Me

June 30, 2008

I drive through the intersection of Buckingham and Shiloh everyday on my way to and from work. Today on my way home, there was a Channel 8 news van at the gas station on that corner. Now I know why.


Humans Are Smart

June 30, 2008

It’s stories like this that leave me in awe of the ingenunity of the human mind. Apparently, we can build a machine capable of producing never before seen elements or even black holes, but we can’t invent anything other than gasoline to make a car move. We can manipulate the very fabric of existence, but we can’t produce energy from anything other than eons-old dinosaur remains.

And that, my friends, is the definition of having the wool pulled over your eyes. It’s the oil companys’ world; we just live in it.

Another Day…

June 27, 2008

…another Fortune 500 company relocating to Dallas. Have I mentioned that Dallas is better than your city?

Darwin Award?

June 27, 2008

Like most people, I enjoy a bit of the creature from time to time. However, this guy took his love to new heights and earned himself a Darwin Award in the process. Congratulations buddy! The human race is smarter without you.

Another Thing Texans Are Better Than You At

June 27, 2008

Another list, another round of domination for Texas. This time Forbes ranked the best cities for recent college graduates (which pretty much means the best cities for twentysomethings). Here’s your top three: Houston, Dallas, Austin. I mean, I don’t want to say that we’re better than your state at everything, but well, I guess that’s what I’m saying.

Friday Fun: Die Hard Wrestling Fan

June 27, 2008

With my love for the Dallas Cowboys, I thought I knew what it meant to be a die hard fan. I was wrong…

W.T.F. P.E.T.A?

June 24, 2008

Came across this story today on…and I guess I’m not really surprised anymore, but it’s led me to start my own organization in protest of PETA.  SPFF…”Shoot Pigeons For Fun”…I will now carry a Red Rider BB gun in my car at all times and be ready to bust a cap in any pigeon’s ass that ever sh!ts on my car or crosses my path! Those who wish to join, just leave a comment and you’ll receive your membership card in 6-8 weeks along with our free gifts of a headdress made of pigeon feathers and a giant foam hand “shooting the bird” with PETA inscribed on the palm.