This is why I can’t wait for California to fall off into the Pacific Ocean.
Like most of the country it seems, I enjoy the initial episodes of American Idol each year. Seeing people humiliate themselves is always a treat. After the initial tryouts, I lose interest and don’t watch again until the next season. And rarely do I make an effort to read up on contestants after they tryout. But upon trolling through the Interwebs this morning looking for a clip of one of my favorite Idol embarassments from the past, I stumbled across this gem. This site basically details what a fraud the American Idol competition has become. In short, the whole competition is pretty much staged due to the producers “stacking the deck” so to speak, with talent who are already on the cusp of breaking into the music industry.
Just in case you needed any further proof that Philadelphia Eagles fans are trash, then here you go.
Finally, somebody who understands my passion for the Dallas Cowboys.
That’s the latest news. At some point, can we all pu-lease stop paying attention to this troubled soul? I mean, seriously? This girl has had more public meltdowns than the Buffalo Bills of the 90s. Please make it stop…
In other, related news, the sales of Natural Light, duct tape and Brandon Jacobs jerseys have tripled in New York the past 2 days. I guess there’s silver lining in every cloud…
If you needed any further proof that Packer fans (and pretty much everyone else in Wisconsin) are white trash, then here you go.
This story has all the essential elements of Northern life: domestic violence, drunks and crappy football.