Friday Fun: Kids Show Fail

“Don’t worry, Ben. I’ll just lick it up.”

Friday Fun: Bacon is Good For Me!

“I keep losing at deals, and I don’t want to make a deal anymore!”

Sounds like this kid already understands marriage.

Friday Fun: It’s Zoobooks!

“What a great way to let everybody know how much you like tigers!”

Friday Fun: Buried Alive

When this douchebag starts talking in his queer Boston accent towards the end, it makes me wish they really had buried him alive.

Friday Fun: Epic Beard Man

When you see old Marine tattoos and an “I am a Mother Fucker” t-shirt, perhaps you should just keep your mouth shut.

Friday Fun: Interruption Win

See if you can spot what’s odd about this video.

Friday Fun: Always Be My Baby

Sit back and get lost in the smooth, easy-listening stylings of Kim Dong Won. Passionate, yeah.

Friday Fun: Sanity Fail

To say I’ve neglected this blog over the last few months is a bit of an understatement. However, life is starting to settle back down into a routine, which will hopefully lead to me continuing the failed experiment that is Homers On The Range.

We’ll kick this party off with the time honored tradition of Friday Fun. This week’s selection dazzles the mind and amazes the eye. That or it makes you wonder how the eff someone like this can get on an airplane.

Trey Garrison For DMN!

So being the unemployed bum that I am, I recently stumbled across this job opening in my daily searches of the interwebs for potential work.  As much I as I would like to think that I had the chops for such a position, it’s quite obvious that I don’t and that such gigs should be reserved for the heavy hitters. The particular heavy hitter I have in mind is my blogger friend Trey Garrison. If you haven’t already made the journey over to his blog to check out his stance on the issues, then I highly suggest you do so.

In a media world drowning in Republican/Democrat, Liberal/Conservative, Right/Left bullshit, Garrison’s voice is one of unique clarity. He represents those of us who don’t fall into the convenient, pre-determined social labels. His words reflect an undying commitment to freedom, not just as a buzzword to be thrown around for political gain, but as a mantra to be cherished and respected. He combines humor and a sharp tongue to accentuate the absurdity of the spectacle that passes for political discourse these days.

Garrison is an accomplished journalist who already works as a freelance contributor for The Dallas Morning News. Before that, he was a contributing editor at D Magazine and also worked on several other D Custom publications.

So, I officially announce the Trey Garrison for DMN campaign. If you agree, spread the word. On your blog. On Facebook. On Twitter. Everywhere.  Let the DMN know who think should be their next choice for their editorial page. Tell them you’re sick of the chosing between the ultra-conservative bible thumpers and the khaki-clad marxists. It’s time for a something different. It’s time for the rest of us to be heard.

Friday Fun: Getting Rid Of Evidence

This robbery suspect knows how to capitalize on a situation. That ransom note is going to be a lot harder to read the next time the cops see it.

Only in Philadelphia

Piece of evidence #983, 547 that Philadelphia sports fans are fucking morons. Seriously, who tries to fight a professional hockey player?

Friday Fun: The Wedding Crasher

What good would weddings be without drunk, stupid bitches?

Sarah Palin’s Effect On The Limp-wristed Media

My blogger friend and fellow agitator Trey Garrison hits the nail on the head again. This time his targets are the “opinion geldings in New York and Washington” who have waged a media jihad against Sarah Palin and her family. While I doubt I would support a 2012 presidential run by Palin, I definitely consider myself a fan of hers. She’s gorgeous, smart, family-oriented and she makes pussified liberal whiners squirm in their Armani suits. The thought of Keith Olbermann shaking his fists and stammering incoherently from his wheelchair every time Palin appears on t.v. makes me happy on the inside.

Friday Fun: Risky Business Fail

This skit had so much potential, too.

Quite The Shocker…

To all my close friends,

I found your Christmas present already. Enjoy.

Love,

Me

Friday Fun: Martial Arts Morons

The son of a bitch at the end with the nunchucks is the real treat.

Friday Fun: Soccer Continues To Suck

The next time some Euro-wannabe drone is whining to you about how athletic and gifted soccer players are just point him to this video.

Iowa State Wins In Lincoln For First Time Since The Carter Administration…

…so forgive them if they’re a little bit excited.

Friday Fun: Taser Chop!

Hi Yah!

Friday Fun: Shirtless Bully Gets Pounded

It’s a universal rule of fighting that whoever takes their shirt off first deserves to get kicked in the face. This video doesn’t disappoint. Skip ahead to the 1:30 mark for the good stuff.